bordo-boredom

Becoming so withdrawn from everything you soon become bored of your own boredom. Soon after entering the mythical land of bordo-boredom you start to dissapear into a dark and lifeless abyss. Bordo-boredom can be cured by 3 methods.(1) finding something to do, (2) aquiring a steak knife and plunging it 1-2 inches into your wrists/ankles,(3)or by taking two pills of oxycotin an hour before going to sleep.

When I was bored I went through the recycling bin and started coloring over pieces of paper, but once I went into a state of bordo-boredom I simply laid on the ground and let a lawn mower run me over.