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Noun. A very creative person who puts a little piece of themselves in everything they do. Extremely protective of the ones they care about. Brian is an alpha male, they can not walk into a room without everyone knowing they are there. Brians know how to party and do so exsessively at a young age, and like to stay at home later in life. Extremely smart, they have a tendency to have ALL of the universe's common sense. Arguing with a Brian is futile though, because you can't win an argument with them. They care about every living thing on earth. Be it people, or bugs if Brians can help they will. Witty, and quick with a joke to make you laugh. They have a dark sense of humor though so be careful not to take things personally. On the outside Brian is a hard shell, but much like a Tootsie Pop, they have a soft gooie center. As a lover, Brian, figures out what gets a partner off and sex with them can be VERY satisfying. Incapable of healthy relationships they have a tendency to need to "step-out" but their loyalty is solid. If you manage to earn the true love of a Brian, they will put you on a pedestal. Quick tempered it doesn't take much to piss Brian off. Once angered they turn into a grizzly bear and can rip you to shreds mentally or physically. Brian is prone to severe depression and anxiety. A lover, a fighter, a protecter, an asshole and a friend Brian has all the traits to make him great.
That is exactly what a Brian would do.
You can try to be a Brian all you want, but you will never be that cool.
Brian is so awesome, I wish he would notice me.
Me: I just want you to admit to yourself that we have been a couple for a while without making me feel like it's such a bad thing.
Brian: look I can't give you what you need and there is no point in trying. I can't really trust anyone not to hurt me.
Me: I love you just the way you are, I don't expect anything from you, you can't give. I just want to tell the world I love you and you not deny it.
Brian: I love you and hate you at the same time. I can't deal with this right now.
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a sweet, loveable guy who is always there for you.
an ex-COD addict.
has beautiful eyes, and a great heart.
has a large butt, especially for a boy.
also, is very loved :)
Courtney: Gah. I love Brian. He's the sweetest guy ever.
All other girls: YEAH!!
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Has big gay
"Wow why did you touch that guy's dick, what are you Brian?
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A dude with small-man syndrome who lashes out at woman because his wife beats him.
Dude what is Brian’s problem?
Forget that dude, his wife hits him so he hates all women.
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Person who leaves his family for another
Doesn't pay child support
Dickhead
A Brian leaves his children for a whore
A Brian who has children and than leaves them for a lollipop
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