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When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much, and Mommy is having her bleedy time, Daddy does Mommy in the vag, then puts his bloody cock in her pooper, then slaps his multicolored dong between her butt cheeks. It's like a special hug.
Today at school I learned that the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is where babies come from!
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peanut butter n jelly is where your interior of your scraper or lowrider is clean "peanut butter" and the out side of your ride is candy painted "jelly".... inside peanut butter out side jelly...
"damb nigga.. look at that scraper thats peanut butter n jelly. thats a dope ride".
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"The Act of a woman taking a dump while on her period wearing a tampon"
"Honey!" "i just made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich between my legs!"
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An american concoction in which a sandwich is created consisting of Peanut Butter, Jelly, and Bread, in little time, yet full of awsomness
Dude1 : If the zombie apocalypse started right now, what would you bring with you?
Dude2 : Idk...(thinking)... oh yeah, the peanut butter and jelly and lots of bread
Dude1 : F**k yeah! Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich's for life!
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When you are having sex with a women who is on her period, switching between her ass and her crotch. The female then performs oral sex on you.
He pulled a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on who?!
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Once you are done fucking a girl one guy puts peanut butter on his dick and one guy puts jelly on his and they both smack her in the face at the same time.
Philip:Hey Joe, remember when we gave that bitch the peanut butter and jelly smack?
Joe: Oh hell yeah I was hard and sticky for weeks!
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When you have a big fat shlong jizz all over your jelly sandwitch.
Hey Bubba want some of your penis butter and jelly sandwich!
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