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"why the hell are we surrounded by the sh in buttfuck nowhere?"
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When two gay men begin having anal sex by form of doggy-style. The man on bottom then gets on his elbows and knees to lower his body as the man penetrating the other's ass, gets into a frog like positioning to get deeper into his asshole. When the man ejaculates into his lover's rectum, he then jumps over his partner like a game of leap frog and then begins to get his brown starfish demolished by his big meaty cock.
"When i did leapfrog buttfuck with him last night i slipped while leaping over him and the bedpost went up my ass!
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a mc buttfuck is similar to the mc gangbang, but istead of a mc chicken in a double cheeseburger, it's a mc chicken in a big mac. delicious.
i had a mc buttfuck once, it was incredible, so incredible, i could never have one again.
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An ink design disfiguring the lower back. Low self-esteem, a need to be noticed and alcohol are the basic requirements before one is applied. Commonly done by strippers, porn stars and women over 30 trying to relive their 20's. These tatoos, that come in a variety of shapes and designs, gives a man something entertaining to look at other than the back of her head while buttfucking. A constant reminder of how shitty ones life is. It is highly likely that the Jerry Springer Show is where you may find your 15 minutes of fame.
My mom is the talk of the trailer park after she received her buttfuck tattoo.
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Cold, very cold, Such unbearably low temperatures that two individuals must resort to random acts sodomy to keep warm.
It's buttfuck cold out here. I can't even feel my hands.
(n.) an insult given to the annoying person trying to play devil's advocate.
"Quit playing devil's buttfuck, you fucking whore!"
"Hey Larry, why are you being so combative?"
"I'm just trying to be devil's advocate."
"You mean DEVIL'S BUTTFUCK, you fucking whore?"
Bohemian Buttfucker is a rare mixed drink which combines equal parts of Bohemian Highway Wine, Jägermeister, Captain Morgan Rum, and Coca-Cola.
The rules are that this mix can only be consumed from a measuring cup or a water gun for sharing purposes.
The "Buttfucker" portion of the name is based on the fact that it metaphorically feels as if the drink has "fucked you in the butt" by the next morning.
That Bohemian Buttfucker really fucked me in the butt last night.
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