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A person you've had sex with. Derived from the practice of tallying the number of sexual partners you've had by indenting your bed post. It is often used in derogatory fashion, by representing that a person is recognized solely as a past sexual achievement.
Tom: Hey, what happened with that girl...Sarah?
Kyle: Meh. She was just another notch in the bedpost.
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Reference to a male’s stiff, rigid cock while in bed.
I rode the fifth bedpost last night. I’m sore.
I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.
He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.
A person, most commonly a male, who thoroughly enjoys ramming his bed post in out of his asshole repeatedly for his own pleasure.
Man, John is such a bedpost rammer, you can just tell by how he walks every morning.
one more person you've fucked. Similar to the expression "under the belt" or "in the bank." As popularized by Fall Out Boy.
I'm just a notch in your bedpost.
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The act of performing a squat above a rounded, relatively small bedpost for sexual pleasure.
Ye want tae squat on my bedpost? Sound!
A bassoon, from the shape and size of the musical instrument.
Hi John! What instrument are they teaching you to play now in Woodwinds 101, burping bedpost?
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