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when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow
last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum
Calum Vercoe is a huge pick me boy and is a wanna be. He gets no bitches.
Girl: *Walks by
Calum Vercoe: Pick me I am super good at playing sports!
Girl: Ew no you’re ugly
"Calumate"? The act of turning any situation into a playful and engaging quiz.
When the professor put an unsolved equation on the board, Barack calumated the situation by trying to actually solve it.
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this is the most fucked up cookie Cunt fucker I’ve ever fucking met. this motherfucker doesn’t fuck around and crushes cookies for a fucking living. cookie As in pussies bro cookies are pussies. he will cheat on you with another girl. fucking cunt ass bitch
“ew look at that guy he looks like such a fucking Calum”
“oh yeah. i wouldn’t go near that guy. looks like he gets no pussy”
A chav in denial, but truthfully he is. He confirmed it with his own words but is too much of a bitch to admit it.
Me: He's such a Calum
Them: No I'm not, I'm just a PokeLegends staff!
A very amazing person with a huge dick.
He is the sweetest person and if you ever meet a Calum, ask him out (Unless it's the Calum I'm dating. If thats him, then piss off)
Me: Wow look at that amazing person- oh wait that's Calum