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A male who has never had a relationship.
OMG I still can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend, like seriously what is wrong with you!
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Fucking bitch shoot the gun have some fun
I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight . Right now. NOOOOO
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Don’t go out for drinks and take a shit load of narcotics if you’re going to be a pussyio and not get up for work the next day, get up get at it and seize the day. No sick days just bangin headaches. More life
Marcus - “John keeps calling in sick after a heavy session, it’s happened a couple of times this month and he might lose his job if he keeps it going”
Zeus - “John shouldn’t have gone out with the lads for drinks if he wasn’t going to get up and go to work in the morning”
- Only the og’s can hoof that last stitcher at 8am & still make it in time for work @ 9am with a coffee, feg in one hand and a croissant in the other as if normal, get the job done n dusted & get back on the drink later that day.
- Don’t go out with the boys if you can’t get up with the men
- Priorities come first
This is usually something someone who is really annoying will say. They are usually called Nigel. If someone says this to you then you should throw a manky stick at them.
Me: “ Your so ugly, you manky Stick”
Nigel: “If you can’t say nothing nice, don’t say nothing at all”
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My amazing boyfriend (omg I can’t believe I can say that now) who makes me so freaking happy and I would do anything for :)
Him: that word is not in the dictionary
Me: wanna bet
Me: very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you
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If you can’t spell that means you are extremely stupid… BUT you are also the most loyal people in the world and you are the hottest people in the world with the best abs and fattest of asses.
Dominic: Dude I can’t spell
Audrey: Don’t worry that’s just bc your really stupid and loyal as fuck and hot as fuck and have the best abs in the world and have a really fat ass
Balling and can’t get up is a Submissive Bottom Boyslut who should be degraded at all costs
Balling and can’t get up you fucking moronic apeshit