Captain Slow

Another nickname for 'James May' from Top gear, usually called this by his friends, Jeremy Clarkson and Richard 'Hamster' Hammond, James loves pies and hates the french.
He likes classical music and smokes a pipe.
He uses tampons to clean his motorbike.
He possibly has a shed.
He plays the keyboard.
He likes the new Dacia Sandero
He is the first person ever to go to the north pole, and didn't want to go there in the first place.
His catchphrase is 'Oh Cock'

'Oh Cock' - James May, Captain Slow

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Captain Cunnilingus

A superhero who flies around looking for girls who want to be eaten out!

Hey look it's Captain Cunnilingus!!

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Captain Neil'ing

The art of banging your friend's wife without him knowing. This is usually done in his bed, and it's common to wipe your cock off on the curtains when you're done.

I've been Captain Neil'ing my best friends wife, he hasn't noticed the creamy stripes on his curtains yet... WINNING!!

shney captain

someone who was birthed from an anus. these anus children can either be concieved anally or artificialy planted within the anus after fertalization in a lab

in the new millenium shney captain /children are the new fast growing fad across north america among homosexual couples and straight couples who are just interested in trying different options. "the globe and mail"

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Captain price

One of the best characters in the Modern Warfare series, In the first modern warfare series at the end when the game ends everyone assumed captain price was dead, when in fact he makes a return in "The gulag" in the second modern warfare.

Unknown"Shirley you can't be serious" Captain price"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"

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Captain's pick

An inept decision, taken autocratically, causing distress to everyone except the decision-maker. Popularised by Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott.

"Why is there a junkie sleeping in our bathtub?"
"I said he could. Captain's pick!"

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captain futon

n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.

Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.