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obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
This nonsense retort to a stupid or rhetorical question is often mixed with another popular expression - "does a bear shit in the woods?" - to produce variants like "is the bear catholic? does the Pope do it in the woods?"
"Did she come on to me?" he said. "Hey, is the Pope Catholic? Is Bill Gates rich? Of course she came on to me."
The little boy's father walked into the kitchen and asked his son if he was ready to do some fishing. "Does the Pope live in the woods? Is the bear Catholic?" the little boy answered.
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Having sex, preferably in missionary position, without contraception, without explicit intention to impregnate yet without any consideration or intention to pull out before ejaculation.
I didn't have a condom and she wasn't on the pill but we were horny and didn't care so we just did it full catholic.
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A Catholic supplement to the Bible. Despite the fact that many Catholics (and Christians for that matter) rarely read the Bible, much less the catechism, BOTH books are incredibly important to understanding the Catholic faith.
It is analogous to reading the Tanakh, the Mishna, and the Talmud - which is what studious, ambitious, pious Jews do to develop their faith and be better Jews.
Similarly, reading and understanding the Bible AND the Catechism of the Catholic Church will strengthen the faith of Catholics.
All Catholics should be knowledgeable in three things: the Bible, the Catholic Catechism, and Sacred Tradition.
These three things will take us far.
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Someone who lives sin 6 days a week, even the same one weekly, and Worships on Saturday Confessions.
The disco queen was a devout Confessional Catholic.
central catholic is the most gay school in San Antonio.
they love breaking girls hearts but don't ever mess with the brotherhood.
probably a cult but the teacher are too scared to loose their jobs to say anything.
They're all crackheads and pot heads but I can never top falling for them no matter how hard I try.
they all think they are the shit when an actual jungle school filled with monkeys are next to them.
all suport trump.
and don't try to get into their pants, they only go for iw girls or for guys in their own class.
person from acp: hey, you see that guy over there? he has the central catholic charm.
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The strongest prayer in the Universe. It is when the priest turns bread and wine in to the Body and Blood of Christ. When you recieve the Eucharist which is Jesus's Mystical Body, into yourself unifying yourself within Him. Jesus is not alone in the Eucharist though... Jesus is accompanied by the Father and the Holy Spirit, and all the rest of Heaven. If you have lost a friend or a loved one and you recieve the Eucharist, you recieve them as well allong with all the Saints and the Martyrs in Heaven. In other words, the Catholic Mass is a miracle that happens nowhere else on Earth, and you witness Christ himself, veiled behind bread and wine.
The Catholic Mass will mean nothing to you unless you know and believe in the Trinity.( The Trinity is one Gon in three divine persons: God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit.)
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A girl who is Catholic, meaning she believes what the Apostles and/or Nicene Creed states.
Catholic girls are believed to have the "innocent sweet girl" image yet they have the "wild child" behavior. SOMETIMES this is true, but REAL Catholic girls know how to behave.
"Oh my gosh, buddy! Look! There's a Catholic girl across your house! Sweet!"
"Bad idea, buddy. Her millionaire father's the worst."
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