bong chow

1. Anything that you eat after smoking a whole bunch of weed. These food items will be delicious beyond your wildest dreams. Though it is preferable to have smoked the weed from a bong for the food to be considered "bong chow" it is not required.

2. Refers to what you load into the bong to smoke as if it were food for the bong.

3. What American's who only speak English think every Asian language sounds like.

4. An expression used when someone gets good news.

1. You hit the bong and then you chow down.

2. Let's smoke some of that bong chow and get real fuckin high.

3. What did that Chinese dude just say? I don't know, bong chow?

4. Phish is going back on tour and they are actually coming close to where I live? Bong Chow!

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box chow

Random food items thrown in a small, rectangular, cardboard box. Consumed at great speed. Eaten frequently by Marine Corps Recruits.

"The chow hall is closed again... I fucking hate box chow!" ~ Recruit talking about box chow.

"Stuff your face, recruits!" ~ Drill Instructor talking about box chow.

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Bung Chow

1. Eating ass
2. To toss one's salad

3. To give a rim job
4. Analingus

I'm going to go have a nice steaming plate of Bung Chow.

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Chow Mum

Automatic response to any open-ended question, intended to divert the subject of the conversation to the initiator's mother. A derivative of 'your mum'.

Ed: I told you to meet me at the basketball court at 4, what were you doing?
Albert: Chow Mum.
Ed: Yeah, that's funny. Where are you going after we play?
Albert: Chow Mum's house.

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chow hall

A disgusting military place to eat. Adorned with bad art, uncomfortable furniture, and crappy food. Dick on a stick and soy burger's are prime examples.

We were dismissed for Thanksgiving liberty. All the lifers went home to their families and left me to go to the chow hall.

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stephen chow

Among the best (and funniest) Asian action stars around today.

Stephen Chow's best 2 movies are Shaolin Soccer and Kung Fu Hustle.

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chow line

according to the "good times" theme song, something you stand in; this action in and of itself leads to "good times"

standin in a chow line, GOOD TIMES!

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