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The son of God who came down to Earth to literally die like a lamb to the slaughter so that we could have everlasting life. People think he's a magician but how does a magician show up somewhere randomly and heal hundreds of thousands of people from things like cancer and leprosy?
Timmy: You worshipping your magical sky daddy?
Random christian on the street: I don't worship some "sky daddy," I worship Jesus Christ, my lord and savior!
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term used by officer harris of south park
jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent rich guy who isnt black!
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1> Something so alarming, the only way to exclaim that its truely worth looking at it is reffering to Our Lord Ice Skating.
OR
2> Our Lord out Ice Skating
General Donegal slang of Surprise.
1> Jaime: Yeah but i've never liked him in general
Pétur: Awh man give Dan a cha......JESUS CHRIST ON ICE SKATES! ITS A FUCKING METEORITE COMING TO DESTROY THE EARTH AND ALL HUMANITY THA....Oh wait its just Paul coming. That big fat bastard
Jaime: He IS a big fat bastard!
2> Jaime: And on your left, you will see Jesus Christ, on Ice Skates. Thats Jesus Christ on Ice-Skates.
Margie: Take a picture of the Saviour, James.
Jesus Christ: What up!
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Jesus wears Capri pants, Hawaiian shirts, and loafers with no socks, his beard is on fleek.
When used as an expletive , as in :
"Jesus Christ in Capri Pants, did you see that hipsters fanny pack?"
or
"Jesus Christ in Capri pants, Becky, look at her butt, it is so big!"
Can also be used as a handy hashtag... #JesusChristInCapriPants #fannypack #hipster #beckysbutt #lookatit
A variation of the commonly used Jesus Christ. It carries the same meaning as Jesus Christ.
"Holy Jesus Christ on a Coke Binge, I can't believe the Steelers won!"
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A fantastic song (by far the best song I've ever heard that was about faith and god), that questions are lives here on earth, and ask what will happen next. a song that questions faith, and ask for strength, it ask questions that any educated person would ask. I love this song and it makes me feel less alone in this world. The catholic church should make this song into a prayer.
Brand New Jesus Christ: the greatest song about god and Jesus, ever made.
"Jesus Christ, I'm alone again
So what did you do those three days you were dead?
Because this problem is gonna last
More than the weekend"
"Jesus Christ I'm not scared to die
But I'm a little bit scared of what comes after
Do I get the gold chariot
Or do I float through the ceiling"
"Or do I divide and pull apart
Cause my bright is too slight to hold back all my dark
This ship went down in sight of land
And at the gates does Thomas ask to see my hands?"
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exclamation, Used after something's gone extremely shitto.
Jesus Christ in crotchless panties that fucking hurt! I just sat on a red hot fire poker and slid all the way down!
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