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When a woman inahales a large amount of smoke from a bong and holds it for a minute. Just before she exhales, you shove your dick deep into the back of her throat, blocking her airway, so she can't exhale just as if a chimney was clogged.
My gf wouldn't go past 3rd base, so I gave her a chimney clog till she passed out and made her go all the way without her knowing.
A massive deuce birthed with the sole intention of ruining a janitor or plumber’s day.
Tim: How were the bathrooms?
Horace: I dropped the biggest clog log of my life in the shitter.
Tim: Making a big impression, I see.
STUPID, DAMN, IDIOT, USELESS, AIRHEAD
PLEASE HIRE A PLUMBER TO CLEAR YOUR CLOGGED BRAIN.
When you learn so much in school that anything remotely educational that you read or hear for the rest of the day you are unable to remember.
I'm going to need to borrow your history notes tomorrow. I have a brain clog.
When a man is having anal sex with a constipated woman, and when he pulls out she shits all over his face
Aww fuck you clogged piped me BITCH!!!
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Term used when politicians fill their government with the same establishment and corporatists they vowed to get rid of
Person: so much for trump draining that swamp, eh? More like clogging the drain.
Person 2: yeah, I can't believe people fell for that. Of course he'd clog the drain with his corporate friends and donors.
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