chimney clog

When a woman inahales a large amount of smoke from a bong and holds it for a minute. Just before she exhales, you shove your dick deep into the back of her throat, blocking her airway, so she can't exhale just as if a chimney was clogged.

My gf wouldn't go past 3rd base, so I gave her a chimney clog till she passed out and made her go all the way without her knowing.

Nut Clog

Did you know, if you shower after you nut, it will solidify, go to the fucking doctor retard. It's gonna hurt, and can lead to urethra damage. Don't shower.

I had to go to the doctor to get a nut clog removed.

CLOGGED BRAIN

STUPID, DAMN, IDIOT, USELESS, AIRHEAD

PLEASE HIRE A PLUMBER TO CLEAR YOUR CLOGGED BRAIN.

clog poo

when you step in "second-foot" dog poo.

someone steps in previously stepped-in dog poo, and carried enough of it with their shoe, down the sidewalk and slowly coming off of their shoe with each step.

while walking down the sidewalk, i saw several several small piles of dog crap, each with the same foot print in it, each one spaced apart the distance of one step. my buddy stepped into one of the small piles of CLOG POO, which had come off the first guy's shoe

CLOGGED STIFFY

A STIFFY WITH TOO MUCH COOMIE

YOOOO MY MAN CLOGGED STIFFY

Clog Log

A massive deuce birthed with the sole intention of ruining a janitor or plumber’s day.

Tim: How were the bathrooms?
Horace: I dropped the biggest clog log of my life in the shitter.
Tim: Making a big impression, I see.

Clogged Pipe

When a man is having anal sex with a constipated woman, and when he pulls out she shits all over his face

Aww fuck you clogged piped me BITCH!!!

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