COD

A type of game that girls don't play!! Call of Duty

COD Modern Warfare, COD Modern Warfare 2, COD UO

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cod

call of duty; a dull, time-consuming video game that leads boys (note: not men) to fall into pathetic life cycles of filth and apathy

cod has destroyed 6633 university drive

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cod

"Crack of doom" or "crack of death"
When someone's ass crack is visible
Plumber's crack

Ah sick! Look, that chick has a major cod!
Pull up your pants, your cod is showing

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COD

"Creepy Older Dude"

1) An older guy (and complete creeper) that likes high school or college aged girls.

2) Some old guy that adds random teenage/early 20's women to their Facebook friends list that he doesn't know.

That COD sent me a friend request of Facebook and I have no clue who he is.

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COD

It's OCD but in alphabetical order; as it should be

He has COD
Whats COD
What people with OCD call themselves

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COD

1. a game that used to be amazing but too many 12 year olds that slept with my mom, supply drops, and futuristic combat ruined it
2. a fish with legs and squirts from its gills

little jimmy: I slep wit yo mum
pewdiepie: shut the fuck up
little jimmy: u sht up I have the nue weapons
pewdiepie: you used real money you pussy
little jimmy : at leest I have it u nopb
little jimmy: I mean nob
pewdiepie: I remember when cod was a fish and boots were on the ground and the weapons were available to dlc or season pass members. damn, they fucked up the game

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Cod

A FEMALE human whose bodily physique resembles that of Rush Limbaugh, Rosie O'Donnell, or a (Harley-Davidson) biker's wife. Pseudo-females such as these are characteristically known for having a double chin. The behavioral basis of these over-fed bovines lies in their aspiration to seduce, mate with, and otherwise deceive a male human with proximate cash reserves, into committing to a state-sanctioned relationship in order to acquire their victim's material possessions. Cods are taxonomically classified according to their excessive surplus of glut, and their ability to deceive their victims by cooking them scrumptious meals.

1. Oh my Fuck! Can you believe the wattle on that Cod's throat?!

2. Holy shit that rich douche is totally dating a Cod! She must be a good cook.

3. I bet he make-believes squeezing her wattle is like actually squeezing titties!

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