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A solemn promise to refrain from Absinthe ingestion to prevent the ear-severing, cubo-witticisms (or worse) that would inherently bloom. It is vowed as follows:
"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”
After completing the Absinthe ritual several times over with newly-made friends from Argentina, Quebec City and Gainesville, Florida (state your name) shot to his feet and bolted toward the waterfront and a club on the pier of beautiful Barcelona, in search of adventure. Little did he realise, he would end up having his balls grabbed by that dirty Spaniard Frank, leaning in for a kiss or something, all after inviting (state your name) back to his apartment to wait for his "hot journalist friends in little skirts" that didn't end up meeting him at the club. Waking up at his hostel late in the afternoon, (state your name)'s face was pale green-opalescent white like the colour of Absinthe mixed with water.
In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.
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Two Pringles Original Flavor chips with Reddi Wip whipped cream in the middle.
Jump-Rope Sally was pushing "Colbert pick-me-ups" behind the swing sets at recess, until Principal Sanders caught her with a Reddi Wip and an empty can of Pringles one day.
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A snack invented by TV icon Stephen T. Colbert, consisting of an Original flavor Pringle, topped with whipped cream, which is then topped with another Original flavor Pringle.
There are other versions, such as the "Sour Cream and Onion" Crem de la Colbert, the "Pizza" Crem de la Colbert, and the recently discontinued "Taco Night" Crem de la Colbert.
"I was just diagnosed with diabetes, it must have been my love for Crem de la Colbert."
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a nick name i gave my dog cola that everyone in my house hates
:colbert wanna go for a walk
everyone: 😠
Loves drugs and eating sandwiches induced by hot milfs in his area. give him a kissy-wissy and he'll make your day. Shave his head and get a special stick that can be stuck up a dog's ass for "therapeutic" reasons.
when you have skibidi rizz or you like to eat "popcorn taki balls" which is a food item containing a Popcorn Ball with a Taki sticking halfway in it
hey do you have Sussy kira colbert rizz?
yes, and im a sussy little sigma from ohio too!
When someone with a huge audience finds one guy to focus almost all of his negative attention on.
Phillip Marlowe, the influencer is Colberting TayVis by dropping shade bombs on her cats masseuse.