Colon Cologne

Noun - Pronounced (kōlən kəˈlōn) or (Co - lon Co - lone), is an item used during the human mating ritual in order to make the anal area smell more appealing to a partner. Comes in many smells and flavors, such as rose, lavender, hotdog, banana, and a new all time favorite, grilled cheese. Colon Cologne can also be used in other areas of the body, like the armpits, neck, and genital area.

Man - WOW honey your ass smells like its been dried out in the sun for 40 years.
Woman - Really, sorry babe I've been sitting at my desk all day...
Man - You should put on some COLON COLOGNE... ;)
Woman - Sure thing sugar boo.

Cologne Call

When a girl is calling a guy for a booty call.

I'm going to hit up that cute bloke I saw at the bar for a Cologne Call.

Jakey Boobcocks Cologne Heist

The cologne heist is the legendary robbery were jakey boobcock held cologne store employees at knife point and stole a bunch of jean paul gotierre with his goon deedee. To this day the cologne heist is still massive.

Have you heard about "the cologne heist". Jakey boobcocks cologne heist

man’s cologne

This very revolutionary phrase is created by Tessa Brooks, because of this her competition was shook. All the guys were up on her, but she has got them by the hook. She also educated the youth, but ain’t talking book. She also asked if Panera is your home, and hates it when you call her home

Girl: Hey you smell great today!
That ho: Thanks
Girl: what perfume are you using?
That ho: your man’s cologne

Girl: you better not you trick ass bich