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Cooperitis is a phenomena in nature that generally occurs in fast-aging humanoid males who suffer from the physical paradox of denying he is going bald despite having ginger hair. Researchers in this field of medicine believe the disorder may be linked to tick or mosquito bites but admit that no cure has, or is likely, to be found, and advise patients to endorse laser treatment or to use flooring adhesive to eradicate 'rogue' follicles. Sufferers tend to be social pariahs and can use violence when the illness is broached. Famous examples include Ron Howard and Neil Kinnock.
"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except the Cooperitis sufferer with ailments recurring, the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St Nicholas would bring him new hair"
When a friend asks to spend the night, then stays for 6 months....
Scott to Mike-"Hey Mike can I spend a few days on your couch while I visit".....6 months later.... Mike's wife-"we've been Coopered".....
Someone who tends to fall for too many girls- fall into bed! They have troubles staying with choosing one girl to be with for a long time and isnt willing to give up the life of partying for anyone. Coopers are guys who needs to find someone extremely special to change for.
Dayyyumm Sydney, stay away from Cooper. He's been with her, her, and her...
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A literal cat
Also sometimes called repooC
Person 1: Oh my god? What the hell is that!
Person 2: It's Cooper, he's a cat.
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A person who has literal fortnite player toes because they play it to much.
oof is cooper happening to you again?
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To be coopered means to be friends with someone for a few weeks and then just randomly hook-up all of a sudden in a drunken night, but you are still friends after it.
Random: Hey Rachel! Am I going to get Coopered tonight?
Rachel: Nope, I am sorry but no one is getting coopered tonight.
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