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A amazing creature that wanders the cosmos and makes YouTube videos.
The cosmic bear has just landed on the moon.
When you send your rocket to Uranus, then helicopter the juices at her, giving her a 'Milky Way', then beating it on her ass til you burst like a pinata, all while wearing a sombrero.
I gave that bitch a cosmic fiesta last night, she really enjoyed herself.
Universe dust to which we all return upon our demise (scots)
after we die we all become cosmic oose
A person in which travels warp speed into multiple dimensions in search for children's company (preferably male).
"Woah man, I think that Cosmic Pedophile just abducted your kid!"
"What kid?"
The process of masturbation when high
“I had a cosmic wank last night’”
Did you see the great big, Blue Origin Cosmic Penis penetrate the earth/space boundary?
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.
When having intercourse with a pregnant woman, the booty hole of the fetus aligns with the vaginal opening, causing a threesome to occur.
Man, I just had a wild cosmic threesome with this chick who was 8 months pregnant. That shit felt wierd.