When a man orbits his testicles around a woman's face drops his balls in her mouth all before ejaculating on her chest.
Did you hear Adam gave her a cosmic splatdam last night?
When you nut so fast it leaves earths atmosphere and enters orbit. Most cosmic-nuts come back to the place they originated about a year after the nut happened.
Friend- Dude, I just cosmic-nutted!
Me- This is the fourth time we had to evacuate this town.
A person in which travels warp speed into multiple dimensions in search for children's company (preferably male).
"Woah man, I think that Cosmic Pedophile just abducted your kid!"
"What kid?"
The process of masturbation when high
“I had a cosmic wank last night’”
Did you see the great big, Blue Origin Cosmic Penis penetrate the earth/space boundary?
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.
When you send your rocket to Uranus, then helicopter the juices at her, giving her a 'Milky Way', then beating it on her ass til you burst like a pinata, all while wearing a sombrero.
I gave that bitch a cosmic fiesta last night, she really enjoyed herself.
Universe dust to which we all return upon our demise (scots)
after we die we all become cosmic oose