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To follow through on an endeavour like a giant, flaccid, wart-riddled penis despite the already-invested time and cost outweighing the benefits.
Hey Ken, shouldn’t you stop shorting GME by now? You’re clearly a victim of sunk cost phallusy
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Cost per Nut (CPN) is the empirical value that ultimately answers the question, “Which woman is hotter?”
In its simplest form:
CPN = total resources spent (MONEY + TIME + EFFORT) / number of directly induced orgasms (not including fantasized jerk-offs)
MONEY includes meals, gifts, etc. TIME includes the number of dates, phone calls, emails, etc. EFFORT takes into account travel, meeting her friends & family, etc.
Because of the subjective nature of dating and relationships, (ie “I prefer blondes”, “I like big butts”, “I’m a boob man”, etc), CPN condenses to one of the most basic goals of male dating and the relative cost of reaching it.
Note that CPN will vary greatly for the same woman depending on her evaluation of the individual male. While one hears “I don’t do that”, Chads easily bypass her defenses or simply aren’t confronted with such automatic barriers.
CPN is often challenged by the emotional female response “You can’t put a price on love!” This is ostensibly true. However, all too often and late, once-enamored males find themselves on the wanting side of female-biased institutions, such as divorce court, where a judge will tell him, to the penny, how much “love” costs per month.
In practical application, CPN tends to enhance the merit of the Hotness Scale (aka Hot-Crazy Matrix) and helps males focus on their innate logic before being overwhelmed by primal urges and emotions.
"Hey Bro! I think they’re both hot & really like me. Which one should I choose?"
"Pull yourself together my man! All that matters is which one has the lowest Cost per Nut (CPN). Yo!"
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Elixir is spent to deploy a card onto the battlefield in Clash Royale. The player begins with 5 elixir, but as the game goes on it can be increased to 10 elixir. This phrase is used to indicate that somebody is so fat that they have to have extra elixir to be deployed onto the “battlefield”
Bro 1:Holy fuck that dude is built like a disco ball
Bro 2: Bro costs 10 elixir💀💀💀
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The term "protect him at all costs" or more commonly "protect this man at all costs" is a way of expressing that someone is a blessing and makes the world a better place in some way. The call for protection emphasizes that a quality is rare enough to need active support in the first place, and valuable enough to make the protection worthwhile. It might refer to something that is thought to be extinct, like manners and virtues that diminished in significance in the society over time. Oftentimes, the rarity is based on the uniqueness of the discussed quality. The quality might be based purely on comedic value. But the term is commonly used to comment wholesome content in social media.
For a video in which a policeman does way more than he legally has to do to fulfill his duty (for example, helping an elderly woman he got to know during shift privately with something she can't do on her own nor afford to be done professionally), a comment might be:
"Protect him at all costs!"
A variation based on the example might be:
"Protect this policeman at all costs!!!"
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If you vape you could be inhaling toxic metals into your lungs. To show how scary that is we made a metal monster! (Wilhelm Scream) But nothing is as scary as the facts. Vaping can deliver toxic metals like nickel and lead into your lungs. That’s metal, in your lungs!
Person 1: What's the worst YouTube ad?
Person 2: The Real Cost Vaping Ad
Sarcastic business term which refers to an attempt to cut costs when there simply are no more costs to be cut.
There is no magic cost-cutting sword.
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