cum cough

When a female inadvertently swallows male ejaculate in a way that it "goes down the wrong pipe" and produces a cough.

His spload was so forceful and deep in her throat as she swallowed that she was caught off guard. The tickle in her throat was too much and she produced a cum cough. They both died laughing!!!

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Camo cough

To let out a concealing cough in order to hide the sound of blowing ass.

(Huge Shart Sound) Dude, how bout a camo cough, no one needs to hear that!

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Chemtrail Cough

That nagging cough you get that never gets too bad but also never goes away despite being perfectly healthy otherwise, taking tons of vitamins and trying all your natural home-remedies. A direct result of breathing chemicals (barium and aluminum) sprayed into the atmosphere by the government.

"Dang, I've been drinking tons of tea and using my neti pot but I still can't shake this chemtrail cough, must be from that grid they sprayed last week."

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Cough Drop

An oral cumshot, preferably while deep-throating.

My girlfriend told me that she needed a cough drop...I got it right in her throat.

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Grease Cough

The urge to cough or clear ones throat repetitively, directly caused by eating too much greasy, fast food.

Man, I got the grease coughs now. I just finished eating a 10 piece chicken meal deal. I'm such a fucking fat ass.

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butt-cough

a.k.a fart

baldur: 'quit butt-coughing, it makes me horny.'

jeremiah: 'sorry, i had asparagus last night and i can't stop butt-coughing.'

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courtesy cough

Something that you do when you need to fart in a public place, and you know it's gonna be a loud one.

My Courtesy cough covered the noise, but there was no way i could cover the smell =D

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