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Similar to gaydar, this is the sixth sense many men possess which helps them to determine exactly how crazioactive a woman is.
Two guys at a bar:
Guy One: Ok dude, let's see what we've got going on tonight
Guy Two: Alright man, let me turn on the Guyger Counter
Guy One: What about the redhead?
Guy Two: No-go, still broken up over her last boyfriend
Guy One: The blonde?
Guy Two: Severely insecure because she's been a bridesmaid in 6 weddings, is nearing 30, and hasn't been in a steady relationship since she was 19
Guy One: Short skirt?
Guy Two: Jealousy issues.
Guy One: Ok, what about Glasses over there.
Guy Two: Hmm...I don't know. I'm getting a low reading, possibly within safe parameters. She's probably not too crazioactive. I say go for it.
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An insanely awesome game in which terrorists try and blow shit up, but usually Get Shot By Counter Terrorists
"Yea, Terrorists Have This One In The Bag"
*Headshot*
"NO!! FUCK YOU COUNTER STRIKE!!!""
When someone tries to screw you over but you screw them over instead
Haha, I counter-giested you
When a man is faded by a girl (i.e. gets rejected, friend zoned etc.) and then counters it by making the girl feel guilty that she rejected him. It is a difficult and sometimes impossible thing to pull off, but when it is used successfully many people will be in awe of you.
Krista: I want to go to the beach.
Eric: I'll go with you.
Krista: I don't want to go with you, Eric.
Eric: Are you saying that I'm not good enough to just go to the beach with? Fine I'll go alone, I don't need to go with you!
Sean: Yo Nick did you just hear Eric's crazy Counter-Fade?
when somebody tries to do things to appear more desirable and fails to the most negative degree.
friend1:man! you see ol' girl's ass in that outfit? she's killin' em!
friend2:but really did you see the 80 layers of make-up? sooo counter-seductive...
When hitting it from behind, you ejaculate into the anus the receiver lets out a fart blasting your cum back into your penis.
Shane:"Hey how did it go last night with Emma?"
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."
To take part of what someone says and use it in what you say back to that someone.
SIR: I don't want this in my mouth.
Idiot: Well I don't want your voice in my ear!
SIR: Dang, you just did a counter attack.
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