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When one wipes his/her butt after defecating, takes a peak at the toilet paper right after, and the streak or smudge resembles that of a brown crayon on white paper.
I hate Brown crayon, It's always takes more wipes to clean with brown crayon streaks.
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A person who uses their anus to write or draw on any fixed object (ie. wall, car, castle door... etc.) while defecating.
"I hate my neighbor, so I wrote 'please leave' on his front door with my man crayon."
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No matter how many times you wipe, the paper keeps coming up brown.
I thought I was done wiping, but, the Shit Crayon strikes again.
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It's that last turd that just won't come out, so it colors your shorts all day. See Skidmark.
I know it's going to be a "bad underwear day"... I've got a crayon turd going on.
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A slang term for the tip of a turd popping out your ass and "writing" on your underpants or panties.
i was prairie dogging earlier and now i've got streaks from the poo crayon.
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When an Asian chick sucks your dick so hard it turns crayola red
dude last night Asa gave me a wonton crayon