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The result of consuming a plethora of Crown Royal & cokes, a porn star like ability to remain erect indefinitley without being able to ejaculate.
Dude I fucked that girl like a porn star for an hour and half, and thanks to the crown cock I never did cum. She did call me back every day for a week though.
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A term used to define a shit that at first is difficult to dump, but, once the first inch is out, slides out no problem.
Damn, I thought my ass was going to be in for a hurting, but that dump just had a concrete crown.
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Probably the cheapest and worst vodka readily available in America. Like all other cheap vodka, a staple of college students everywhere... except now you can pretend to be Russian!
Also says "Finest Vodka Made" on the label.
Shit, it's Thursday already. Here's $10. You get the Crown Russe, and I'll steal some cranberry juice from the dining hall.
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Large American car produced by Ford.Known for being able to outrun most four-cylinder cars, turbo or Naturally Aspirated.
Did you see that Crown Vic dominate that Eagle Talon? The Crown Victoria is a heavy car but that Talon was riding VERY low to the ground on the driver's side....
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When completing an especially large bowel movement, one or more of the resulting turds breaches or "crowns" above the water. Not to be confused with the Massive Brown Crown or Gorgo the Beast Master, when one or more turds are so large that they extend above the toilet seat, requiring the pooper to stand up in order to break off the turd and finish.
Guy 1: "Dude, you were in the shitter forever! What were you doing, scuba diving?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I just finished my Brown Crown. That thing was wonderful. I took a picture with my phone. I cried a little when I had to flush it."
Guy 1: "Well break out the picture, man!"
While in the bathroom ...
Friend 1: "Oh my god! I think I'm crapping out my soul!"
Friend 2 (at the next stall): "Bullshit! Let's compare dumps; I'll bet mine's bigger."
Both friends finish without wiping to compare dumps.
Friend 2: "Holy hell, man! You had a Brown Crown! That turd's almost touching the lid!"
Friend 1: "I know, man. That was almost a Massive Brown Crown. I almost want to name it!"
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giving god tier head, usually performed in the bathroom while on the throne
even better than Ore-Ida tater tots cause it's crunchy on the outside and fluffy inside
That was some madness last night, got some tasty crispy crowns.
When a man is blessed with a receding hairline coupled with thinning hair. The light that bounces of his head is shiny like a gold crown.
DAMN did you see his gold crown?!!