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A person with Cupid's curse usually has no problem with people liking them but as soon as they catch feelings the same person who liked them first instantly looses feelings.
"Every time someone likes me and I feel the same they always loose feelings!"
"Dude you have Cupid's curse"
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When your knuckle deep in a girl and whipe your eye and get an eye infection a day later.
I was hooking up with a girl and after I finger banged her I whipped my eye, the next day I noticed my eye was infected and realized she had given me the crusty Cupid:
When your knuckle deep in a women’s pussy and you take it out and whipe your eye and get an eye infection .
I was hooking up with this girl and noticed I had an eye infection the next day and realized she had given me the crusty Cupid.
When you cannot retain your bowels due to perforation by a large article, thus leading to a shuffling like motion reminiscent of eponymous dance, but in reverse
"Is he okay?" "Nah, man. Look - he's doing the Reverse Cupid Shuffle." "God bless whoever does his colonoscopies."
The act of needed an arrow of love (Cupid's arrow) in order to reach her vagina.
He needed to use the cupid position and use a dildo attached to a pole in order to fuck her. (Cupid's arrow)
The look two people each other when it is noticed that a romance is blooming between two other nearby.
He choked back a smirk and gave a cupids nod in the direction of Eleanor and Benji, "Dude, they are totally flirting".
A straight person who's always trying to set up their gay friends with every gay person they meet.
Straight friend: "I met a lesbian at the grocery store today. You two should go out"
Lesbian friend: "For the last time, I won't go out with just any gay person you meet. Stop being such a Cupid's Hetarrow"