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Beat curve

A penis when erect forms a curve known as a beat curve attributed to chronic masturbation in the direction of the curve .

Chicks love the beat curve and the way it veers off in their snatch so ergonomically tearing that one side up .

by Dr Beat Curve April 16, 2017

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


curve ball

having something catch you off guard.

ME: I need help studying for the test
HOT TEACHER: do you need me to teach you a lesson?
ME: I'm sorry, What?
HOT TEACHER: do you need me to teach you a lesson?
ME: Oh, You just threw me a curve ball.

by shotinthedark112 June 17, 2009

79πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


bending the curve

A popular expression that means to alter the underlying terms of a problem to improve its outcome. Represented graphically, this would result in the β€œcurve” being β€œbent” in a positive direction as the conditions change over time.

Bending the curve on violent extremism in weakly governed countries is possible by strengthening the institutions of governance and their capacity to protect their populations from non-state actors.

by Gil Byrd Cheever March 19, 2018

19πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Curve Season

curv-sea.son\(kΓ»rv-siːzΙ™n)\ noun. ext. of "curve/curved"(adj) Northern east-coastal American vernacular.

The time of year (typically after the March equinox & through the September equinox) in which the act of avoiding someone with half'assed excuses/flat out DISMISSING someone's advances - becomes rampant. Essentially, a "quick exit" when faced with being pursued by an unfavorable suitor. Often used as pick-up line - grenade - or ugmo repellent.

Lame excuses for the following, but not limited to...
β€’ not wanting ANYTHING to do with you physically or romantically(present or future, while denying the past if any).
β€’ having already gotten services rendered from you (be it free drinks/weed, a ride, money, oral sex, sex ect) and wanting you in their lives on more sporadic terms until more services are commissioned at a more convenient/(much) later date.
β€’ clichΓ©s used when not wanting to get/be tied down in a serious/monogamous relationship.
β€’ pacifying phrases given to a person in hopes that they're dumb enough to stick around while you're at play.

Synonyms; running game, letting down easy, brushed off, carried, stiff armed, getting phased out, (k)cattin' off"(-west coast).
Antonyms; Cuffing season

For an extensive on-going list of widely used, popular & CLASSIC clues to indicate when Curve Season may be upon you, see : twitter trending topic #CurveSeason
(Provoked & possibly coined by hiphop artist Joe Budden)

β€’ "I have to work/church in the morning"
β€’ "But I can't, my FRIEND likes you"
β€’ "my phone died/didn't have any bars"
β€’ "I didn't Ignore your call, I was asleep"
β€’ "I can't give you my # but I'll take yours"
β€’ "I DID call you back, your phone sucks!"
β€’ "That's my mom on the other line"
β€’ "lemme get your #" ; their response: "just add me on facebook!" (you requested them & got denied OR they only give you limited access w/their wall blocked)
β€’ "I think you have the wrong number"

β€’ "I would only hurt you"
β€’ "I see you as a brother/sister"
β€’ "I have a boy/girlfriend"
β€’ "My roommate is drunk, I have to take care of them"
β€’ "I'm on my period(for the 2nd time this month?)"
β€’ when at a bar/club, typically AFTER a drink has been procured/consumed "I'm going the the bathroom. I'll be RIGHT back!"(she won't be back)
β€’ "Nah, I don't take THOSE kind of pics, but you can send me one of you"
β€’ "Ay beautiful, what's your name?" "Gretchen."

β€’ "I didn't know we had plans"
β€’ "i JUST masturbated... damn"
β€’ "Que? No hablo ingles.."
β€’ "I have cancer"
β€’ "Im gay"

by @eee April 7, 2011

24πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Curve Buster

Someone who gets a high grade on a test when everyone else fails, therefore making the grading curve an impossibility.

Shane's such a curve buster, he got an A on the midterm when half the class got C's.

by Lady Alzers September 5, 2010

16πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


College Curves

The extra pounds that hot chick from high school put on at her freshman year of College and makes her no longer that attractive.

"Damn, Tiffani has got them college curves goin on"

by rodlikestoparty December 7, 2009

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Flattened The Curve

1. A person who has done their part to stop Covid 19.
2. Taking action to stop the spread of Covid 19.

1. He flattened the curve by getting vaccinated.
2. She flattened the curve by working at a vaccination site.

by IronMikey March 9, 2023

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž