miley cyrus

Satan spawn that thrives on the cesspool that is Disney channel

miley cyrus destroys the minds of girls 4-13

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Miley Cyrus

A Mentally Retarded person who cannot sing or act, who comes from a distant planet who has gooten recently into a scandal. Most likely to become a junkie.

Dude that person is a miley cyrus

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Trace Cyrus

Lead Singer of band, Metro Station.
Aka. Miley Cyrus' half brother.
See also; tool.

Trace Cyrus dances like a tool.

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Trace Cyrus

The lead singer of Metro Station who admittedly looks a bit like a horse. (Just look at any picture of him).

Teen 1: Did you see Trace Cyrus at that Metro Station concert in Cali?

Teen 2: My eyes were too glued to mason musso the hotty

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Miley Cyrus

This years model from the Disney tween starlet factory. The next Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, etc.

I hope Miley Cyrus is saving up her money now, because the gravy train won't last.

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cyrus barrone

Lead guitarist for English band Fearless Vampire Killers. Designs the band's artwork and merchandise. His real name is Shane Sumner.

Cyrus Barrone is a made up name used by Shane Sumner.

Miley Cyrus

God's gift to the Devil.
Or
The Devil's gift to God.

God : Oh thank you for the gift Devil !
Devil : My pleasure..
God : -Opens-
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS !
God : -deteriorates-
Devil : >:D
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS !!
Devil : Uh - oh ..-dies-
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : Well, off to destroy the Earth !

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