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Don't become a stranger. Usually said between friends when parting in anticipation of not seeing one another for a long time - when moving house, for example.
Is also often as a joke after marriage - warning the couple not to lose touch with their friends after becoming so attached - normally between men.
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Opposite of "Can Do" people. All of those most annoying people you work with who portray themselves as MVP's of the company when in fact the don't actually make anything happen. They just say they do. Oddly this affects most people in Marketing and Sales.
"Oh man. Gary keeps pubulishing to-do lists for everyone else in the office instead of actually doing anything constructive."
"I know. The dude's a real "Can Don't".
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It is the one command that people will listen to. It is an amazing technique that you can use whenever you want.
The sentence you say to somebody when you spot something weird or unknown that is on them. Almost always, they will immedietely become still also known as the "Don't Move!" response. The person will almost always think that it is some sort of insect on them. Particularly a spider.
Sometimes people use this to elicit the "Don't Move" response from friends just to piss them off.
Is it a spider? Oh my god I can feel it in my hair!!
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When an awkward white guy wears a do-rag.
Jim, I know you're pasty-white, but for the love of God take off that don't-rag in public.
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When you over exaggerate, someone who likes penis
Guy 1: I LOVE PENIS!
Guy 2: Don't be such a zubris! The world will end if you're a Zubris!
Guy 1: Now who's a Zubris???
Guy 2: I like penis......
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Don't be rude, insulting, or make yourself less attractive by saying or doing something rude/insulting to another person.
Some people are beautiful...until they open their mouth and speak 'ugly' of others.
My Southern Mother would say this often to us if we were speaking unfavorably of another person. 'Don't be ugly'. Her meaning was, 'It only makes you look ugly/less attractive.'
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don't doubt me. don't think i'm not 'bout it.
i may be small but don't sleep you'll be suprised at what i can do
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