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Dan is a very cute person who most of the time is gay. They are decent a sports but most of the time gets carried. The name Dan usually get a boyfriend named Charlie. People named dan usually play baseball and basketball but are pretty trash at both.
Dan is a great guy with an amazing but strange sense of humor. He is rather good looking. He is one of the best friends you could have in your life because he can make you laugh by just talking. He's hard not to love because of his obscene sense of humor. He really is a great person to be around and any girl would be lucky to be with him.
... Dan
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Someone who needs to Shut the fuck up
Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan
Dan: yes
‘Shut the fuck up’
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Someone that has social status, especially with the female, that resembles that of the great Dan Blizerian. (Nuon)
"Yo, Dan like you fuck hella bitches or what?
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To use the term "slut" when describing him would be letting him off lightly.
If you are female and over the age of 18 (a very specific rule of his) then you have been warned; he will stick his dick anywhere.
Sleeping with members of staff is a particular hobby of his, and he is also partial to making said staff refuse to work any shifts with him ever again.
He can also be found, in some circumstances, counting down the days until a young girl's 18th birthday, so that he can "get her battered and shag her".
Moreover, Dan is a sexist pig; simply exclaiming "all you women are fucking crazy" at any given opportunity.
"Dan, this is my friend ---"
"She 18?"
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Men who are named Dan are often upset with the world on a daily basis. They are usually frowning and tend to hate happiness. They also seem to reject anything in life that is remotely pleasant.
Person 1: Hey, want to go out tonight?
Person 2: No I'd rather eat a pinecone and sleep until 2045
Person 1: Ugh you're being such a Dan right now.
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Cub Sport band member Dan Puusaari, the drummer
I’m part of the Dan Appreciation Squad
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