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hes the queer of the friend group. everyone hates him and makes fun of how small his dick is. he will never get laid and will end up living on the streets with a pet gerbil. He looks like an inbred. He is a major Jew and if you meet one in person do the world a favor and gas him. he will live off of anime porn because he will get no other form of satisfaction. Darien is the type of person to abuse woman and rape his step mom.
"hey look its Darien! Lets gas him!"
Darien,she is a type of person who will be willing to do the stupidest things and wil trap you and fart just like hat she has many friends but can’t chose a bestfriend let’s say sisters,it’s hat to win her heart knowing she has been hurt before.Darien is someone you should hold forever don’t ever lose her
Alyzza:”omg do you smell that,it smells nasty”.
Clarissa:”I know and I head it was Darien”.
Darien,she is a type of person who will be willing to do the stupidest things and wil trap you and fart just like hat she has many friends but can’t chose a bestfriend let’s say sisters,it’s hat to win her heart knowing she has been hurt before.Darien is someone you should hold forever don’t ever lose her
Alyzza:”omg do you smell that,it smells nasty”.
Clarissa:”I know and I head it was Darien”.
Darien
They tend to be black if male even though it’s a unisex name. They kickass at finger jousting love Hobo Johnson and don’t necessarily fit in not caring who likes them or not
Bro you totally Darien’d That trick try it again
The opposite of an alpha male (beta). Normally referencing a person diagnosed with reverse erectile dysfunction, or a bum that lives in a shack.
Boy: you're such a bitch!
Girl: Shut up, you Darien!
EEK!
There’s a mouse in the house.
Send in the cat
to chase the rat!
Uh-oh!
The cat knocked over a lamp.
Send in the dog
to catch that scamp!
Dear me!
The dog has broken a dish.
And now the cat is after the fish.
Send in the hog
to shoo that dog!
Oh my!
The hog is eating the cake.
Sending the hog
was a big mistake.
Send in the cow.
Send in that cow NOW!
Oh no!
The cow is dancing
with a mop.
Send in the sheep
to make her stop!
Goodness!
The sheep is tangled
in yarn.
Send in the hen
from the barn!
Mercy!
The hen is laying eggs
on the table.
Send in the horse
from the stable!
Heavens!
The horse kicked a hole
in the wall.
Send in the elephant to get rid of them ALL!
But the elephant was BIG,
but he squeezed through the door.
Once he was in,
there was room for no more.
Out of the house marched
the cat and the cow.
Out came the horse and
the hen and the hog.
Out walked the sheep.
Out ran the dog.
But then from within,
there came a shout:
EEK! There’s a mouse in the house!
What a Darien!
That's such a Darien move
SUPER MASSIVE PENIS, HAS THE BEST BODY, IS SO SEXY, AND EVERYONE IS ATTRACTED TO HIM, AND IS SLIGHTLY in to men. BUT THE WOMEN GET IT TOO. LIVVY DUNNE GOT A HIT AT THAT ONCE.
I wish i was DARIEN DEWEY