carpenters daughter

flat and easy to screw.

ie, shane from the L word. bitches. is flat. is an "a" cup and easy to screw. she is the carpenters daughter.

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hot daughter

A girl who is really sexually attractive to her father. When the father becomes attracted to her (usually in her early teens), he will go to lengths to try to touch her or have sex with her. Sometimes this will span over years, ending when the father either gives up, gets what he wanted, or gets jail time.

When you have a hot daughter, you may find yourself:
Kissing her on the lips, putting your hands on her hips, thinking of her when you jerk off, giving subtly sexual punishments, watching her shower/change, smelling her panties, watching her masturbate, or even touching her while she sleeps.

John had a hot daughter and found himself in her room more than he should've been. One day he got caught watching his daughter masturbating, and the next week he was caught having sex with her while she slept. After all this, John was in legal trouble for incest, statutory rape, and just bing a complete idiot.

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Job's Daughters

According to Urban Legend, the Job's Daughters are an organization of princesses who died for their fathers' sakes. Job's Daughters know exactly what they're doing, and they do not want to be messed with.

Da Jobbies are awesome, y'all!!!!

The Job's Daughters are an organization of coal miners' daughters who are princesses and Honored Queens.

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Daughter of Specter

Madeleine Swann, the only true love for James Bond after Vesper Lynd.

Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Daughter of Specter...

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Daughter-wife

when your an old duns and no woman your own age would deal with you, as your some what retarded.
So you got a find a little girl with an even younger mental ability and make her your woman.

Daniel girl is so stupid she is such a daughter-wife

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Water Daughter

When one's bowels are not functioning correctly, and they have severe diarrhoea.

This can be referred to as having a 'water daughter' style excrement, on a regular basis.

Man that toilet stinks, what have you been doing in there?!

Sorry dude, I've just had a seriously bad water daughter, again.

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Madonna's daughter

Lourdes Maria Leon. A very hot woman who is so pretty she makes Madonna's face look like a foot. I don't see how she puts up with her mother always bitching at her. She would make a great fuck diva and/or fuck model and/or hetaira.

Madonna must not know she makes her face look like a foot or she would want to be seen with her.

Madonna's daughter makes her face look like a foot.

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