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The awkward silence after someone has made a joke which is not funny (thus ruining any chance of further conversation).
I guess it was funnier in person, you guys just had to be there!
blofeldddd....
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Much like an angry pirate, executed during fellatio the male will pull out his member before ejaculation. Jabbing it firmly into her eye, this will give her the black eye-patch look of the 'Angry Pirate'... Unlike the Angry Pirate the male must have a Prince Albert piercing to execute the 'Angry Blofeld', when jabbed in the eye the woman will receive a scratch as well as the bruising. This will leave the angry woman looking like the scarred-eyed James Bond villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld (the one with the cat/ Doctor Evil/ Scar from The Lion King).
Well i wanted it to be special so i tried the Angry Pirate on her... Unfortunately i left my cock piercing on so it ended up a nasty Angry Blofeld...
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When a woman dyes her pubes so utterly blonde , that they take on the likeness of Bond Villan Blofelds Cat
I kid you not Timothy , her blart was so incandescent that it instantly reminded me of Blofelds Cat