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when you poke something and it dont move, im pretty dam sure its dead.
oooh a bird *poke* *poke* it aint moving, oh crap its dead. ill give it to the homeless 4 dinner.
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used as a verb: To disassociate oneself with a person to the point that they are as if dead. This is usually done to a person whose actions are considered malicious.
"She's crazy! You already told her you didnt want to speak to her. You gotta dead her! Don't answer her phone calls and ignore any type of communication she may want to have with you."
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something that forgot how to wake up
MOM: ".. oh my god, son.. the president is DEAD... he was shot by a farmer riding a camel.."
SON: ".. oh no.. What'd they do to the farmer?"
MOM: "They gave him a time-out for ten minutes and told him not to do it again"
SON: "Wow they're getting harsher on punishment these days, we should protest .. and make up some false allegations of police brutality!"
MOM: "GOOD IDEA"
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Not living.
Severely lacking living processes, such as, but not limited to, breathing, beating heart, ect.
Bill got shot in the face, and it's at that time we realized he was dead.
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having an appointment with Chuck Norris
"Why isn't Bob Saget hosting America's Funniest Home Videos anymore?"
"He's dead."
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