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A Definition Troll is someone who comes to the Urban Dictionary and posts ass-backwards "definitions" in attempt to piss people off and start as many Def. Wars as they possably can. A Def. Troll lives a parasidic life, much like the UD Perv and simply has allot of time on their hands. Usefull for nothing other than Trolling the Urban Dictionary and try to get a rise out of people they'll never meet in real life.
A Definition Some Def. Troll Recently Submitted:
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Rape:
When a woman gets what she deserves
Hilarious when a man gets rapes
even funnier when they are chuldren
Joe: Hey did you hear that Jane got raped
Jim: heay that was me
Joe: haha good job
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Apparently, Def. Trolls know nothing about punctuation, spelling or grammar.
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Literally translates as 'for totally definitely.' Used as an emphatic way of agreement to a statement or question. Also used in text or instant messaging.
Cara: Let's go night swimming.
Gav: Is there a spot nearby?
Christina: For totes def...Simonton is a couple blocks away! You wanna go?
Gav: For totes def!!!!
Rosalie: You want us to meet you two at Irish Kevin's?
Christina: For totes def!
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The highest possible degree to which one can be Def. The is no higher level possible to which one can be def, therefore mos def is the epitamy of defness. There is only one known person to have achieved a true mos def status, that person, formerly known as Date Terrel Smith, then adopted the name of Mos Def upon pushing through the plateau. This level of deafness is the epitamy of hip hop culture.
At one point in my life, i believed that i could possibly be mos def, unfortunately after further review i realized that i was just a trick ass mark.
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Uh, I think you mean def leppard
moot!nessie bastard donkey suckoff part two
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A "def head" is a wannabe musician and/or songwriter who thinks they are far more superior musically and technically to other musicians and songwriters when actually, for a fact, they absolutely suck.
Most def heads tend to be 13-18 years old, and have very little (one or two years) expirence playing their instrument (guitar, bass, drums, ect.). Most def heads are self-taught players and belive they do not need any form of proper lessons or music theory because they are musical geniuses right out of their mother's vagina. Some def heads are aware that they suck but dont have the balls to admit it. Def heads usually form really shitty bands with other def heads. A def head doesnt play music with any passion or feeling and only plays for money, fame, and sex.
EXAMPLE:
Franklin The Noob Guitarist: "Man I'm such a beast at guitar! Nobody can touch me!" (plays really shitty genric punk riff)
Yngwie Malmsteen: "You're a fucking def head! That sounded like shit! Step aside and let papa show you how its done!" (plays mind blowing solo)
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Definition Wars. When two or more people get into a fight by submitting definitions, going back and fourth as to weather the subject is good or bad. This stupidity oftin occurs surrounding the following:
- Someone nobody knows and nobody cares about(besides the people involved)
- Some nearly non-existant town (known only to the people involved)
- Two rivaling schools that no one's ever heard of (somewhere in the middle of butt-fucking NOWHERE Wisconsin).
Def. Wars oftin go something like this:
Idiot #1: Kristin is the sexiest, hottest chicka evah!!!11 She'z the shit and she's cool and she's hot!!!
Idiot #2: Kristin is a filthy whore who be alwayz spreadn't hur legz n shit! Kristin needs to die from an STD
Idiot #3: I'm gonna kill the person who posted the thing about my gurrl.
Idiot #1: Kristin is the most beautoful, cute girl who know more than ypu ever will!
Idiot #2: Kristin is a filthy skank, period.
Idiot #3: OMGWTFBBQ!!!! Lyke!!!1
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Liretally a Definition Whore: someone who posts the same definition at least four times, over and over again, in a vain attempt to pedal, circulate, promote and prove some kind of point. A Def. Whore is usualy someone who wants to:
- put down a country.
- display their racism.
- promote themselves.
- promote their girlfriend/boyfriend/best friend.
- wave their Prejudice Flag.
- to circulate a rumor.
- show what a great "hacker" they are by posting codes and expecting people to give a shit.
- to say the word "nigger" as much as possable.
- tell someone how much they hate Emo.
- deface someone they hate in their home town.
- to deface another girl in a catty way, because the poster is actualy jealous of that Other girl
Mike: "I hate those filthy niggers! I hate Americans and Mexicans and I hate those niggers!"
.... Not only is Mike a Def. Whore, but he's a racist lamens who needn't be taken seriously, due to his lack of common sense and, well, brain cells.
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