Dib Membrane

A precious boio who needs to catch Zim. Also the son of Professor Membrane and brother of Gaz Membrane.

Me: Dib Membrane is my favorite Invader Zim Character and I love his hair.
Zim Stan: Eww.

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effin dibs

EXTREMELY awesome; cool; rad; sweet

"Whoa man! that's effin dibs!"

dib dob

A retarded child. A window licker. A boss eyed dribbler. A Currys or Comet staff member.

"Have you still got that dib dob kid?"
"I thought you said your baby was cute! I think he might be a dib dob"

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calling dibs

calling dibs is a slang term that refers to a male "claiming" the rights to pursue a woman. dibs can be called in either a serious or a sarcastic fashion as long as all males in the party are aware of the context.

(after spotting a particularly attractive or unattractive woman) "I'm calling dibs!"

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first dibs

being the first person to claim ownership of a person or thing. ie. girl, bong hoots.

"I got first dibs on that pizza."
OR
"I got first dibs on that slut."

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eternal dibs

you now own this item forever

"Hey man I want that girl"

"I call eternal dibs"

"Fuck"

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DIBS™

Do
It
British
Style

Put the "u" where it beloungs!

DIBS™ turns color into colour
Humor into humour
Favorite into Favourite

etc.

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