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Domestic Engineer

An individual who encompasses all of the titles and fulfills all of the duties of the home. I.e. child rearing, house cleaning, chef/culinary, finances/bills, etc.

Domestic engineers of the 21st century are becoming more recognized for their abilities.

by DNA25 September 26, 2018

30๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


domestic rice

An import wannabe, rice burner coffee can drivein poor excuse for a good piece of american metal.

"Domestic rice and import rice is the same shit just a different pile"

by Jeff Currie November 14, 2003

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Domestic Partnership

When two people love each other and want to live together, but are too broke or lazy to do a wedding.

Honey, you are going to have to work overtime to pay for a wedding.
I have a better idea, we can be a domestic partnership and after 5 years the state will marry us for free!!

by Dr. Truth Detector August 6, 2011

325๐Ÿ‘ 231๐Ÿ‘Ž


Domestic Justice

1:The name is self explanatory.
2: Serving a woman what she deserves.

Shane's girlfriend Karen was very loud and obnoxious and was always popping off at the mouth. Talking down to him in public and making a scene in restaurants. One night Shane got drunk and finally took his fathers advice, he served Karen up a cold dish of domestic justice and she has been very pleasant to be around every since.

Tammy arrived at my house heavily intoxicated for a party that started at 11am, she proceeded to scream and berate my amazon Alexa and dance with her Fupa being displayed in abundance. I took her into the bathroom and quickly explained that Chris Brown had not laid down the law properly and if she did not leave my home immediately she would be sleeping on the floor within 4 seconds.

She opened her mouth to complain so I laid her out cold.

Justice was served accordingly.

by Black Cocksmith July 11, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


domestic cat

A god, diety ,holy being and creature that should be prayed to several times a day . Any one who does not beleive this should promptly slam their head in a dumpster until it detatches

A domestic cat has chosen to live in my wretched hovel, my family is now blessed

by THE ORDER OF THE HOLY FELINE October 20, 2003

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Domestic goddess

A domestic goddess makes her home a haven. If living with others, the home takes into consideration the definition of home as haven of all that call it home. A domestic goddess may also help others make their home what they want it to be, such as decorating it or organizing house parties there. A feminist values choice, so a feminist may choose to be a domestic goddess that makes meals better than any restaurant, has a beautiful garden, the best taste in interior design, and builds a treehouse for her child or children becausr they asked for one!

Helena would love to be a Domestic Goddess for community and in her own home for loved ones she cherishes and loves to make happy and comfortable! For herself, she would want plants, handmade furniture, artmaking and art on the walls, music, green cleaning, doggies to visit, and indoor and outdoor hammocks amd delicious meals to cook!

by Freeasabird January 4, 2020

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Domestic Partnership

a relationship status on Facebook that actually just means that you're living with someone but you're not romantically linked to said person. it's kind of dumb.

i'm in a domestic partnership with my best friend Jen.

by not that bitch March 4, 2011

562๐Ÿ‘ 453๐Ÿ‘Ž