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meaning to hit someone on the head with somthing
i donked him with a snow ball/put a donk on it
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A name given to only the finest and most crazy badass in the world. He must know random facts that makes him look very smart. He must be able to get wicked drunk off of twisted tea and beat the shit out of random peoples trucks. He is a man of mystery..
Ryan: "Did you know the average penis size of a white male is 6 inches..?"
Anthony: "Nope.. but you are now the new Donk."
Donk: "I'm the fucking man!"
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A word used to define someone who is only using 1% of their tiny ass squirrel Brian
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The huge guy from crocodile Dundee. Toothless, massive, childish, deep-voiced, Brutal.
Bush-guy: *holds up beer* Alright, mate?
Badguy: *surprised* Shouldn't you have a gun out here in the jungle?
Bush-guy: *Drinking beer* I dunneed a gun, mate, I got donk.
Badguy: A donk?
Bush-huy: Yeah, a donk!
Badguy: *thinking "what's a donk"?*
Donk: A DONKKKK!! *throws badguy in the air*
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The word was originally for large, badass guys who travel with you in the Australian bush and kick ass for you if anything, man or beast, gives you any problem.
Outback guy sitting on log drinking beer: Cheers Mate!
Badbuy: Shouldn't you have bought a gun instead of beer?
Outback guy: No, I don't need a gun I got a Donk.
Badguy seems perplexed: Whats a Donk?
Donk right before he knocks him out with one punch:
A DONK!!
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Shortened version of the term "Donkey" when referring to a poor poker player.
"That guy is such a donk -- he bet 10x the big blind with 10-3 offsuit."
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1. (n) A really bad poker player. Someone who doesn't know how to play the game very well and therefore plays a lot of muck hands.
2. (v) To lose a hand of poker to someone who plays an awful hand but somehow gets really lucky and hits their cards.
3. (n) Someone who sucks at their trade.
1. That stupid donk just went all in with 2/7 off, I'm glad he was eliminated from the tournament.
2. I just got donked to hell when some idiot with Jack high bet into my trip Queens and ran a flush.
3. Reche Caldwell is a donk; he dropped two easy passes that cost the New England Patriots four points and, eventually, the AFC Championship Game.
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