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(noun), Michael Moore.
John: Man, I really disagree with some of the things George Bush is doing.
Carl: Me too. However, it is ridiculous to assume that because I dislike Bush I like Michael Moore.
John: I know, that guy is a total douchebag.
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Another word for someone who is acting asinine
douchebag:OMG that person falling over there was SO funny
me:dude you are such a douchebag!
douchebag:your mom
me:like i said you're a douchebag
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A person who plays xbox live (or any other gaming system) at two in the morning just to insult other people playing in addition to constantly using the word bro while doing so
Wow Jimmy and Liam are douchebags when they play Halo because the are always teabagging other players.
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A person, who uses urbandictionary.com to write negative vulgar definitions of people's names based on the bad experience he/she had with them. Oh and douchebags can't spell
Wow, he can't even spell "tiny penis" correctly without being aroused, what a douchebag!
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A bag used to clean the vagina with a straw or something to disperse the fluid. Usually used after sex.
It can also be used as a derogotory phrase towards someone if they're being an asshole or if you just dont feel like saying something else.
Scott Petterson is a douchebag.
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A guy that has the perks of being a boyfriend (handholding, huging and touching) but is not considered the boyfriend by the girl or her inner circle of friends.
Dude:Is he her boyrfriend?
Other Dude:Nope He is her Douchebag.
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Typically a white, 6 foot tall guy with a goatee who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears. A Douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole.
Look at that Douchebag who thinks the sun rises and sets for him.
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