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When you are dealt a pocket 7, 2 off suit in Texas Holdem' poker. This is the best hand you can possibly be dealt in a game of Texas Holdem and instantly trumps any other hand on the table.
Player 1: "Ok im all in"
Player 2: "I will call"
Dealer: "ok lads lets see your cards"
Player 1: "read em and weep, royal flush"
*AUDIENCE APPLAUSE*
Player 2: "Sorry mate, but I have......the Flying Dutchman!"
*AUDIENCE SHOCK, DEALER FAINTS*
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A variant of the Dutch Oven that involves tartar sauce.
Man, that was some Flying Dutchman last night, huh?
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1. slang for a penis
2. name given to an act of sexual deviancy in which a man receives fellatio in a meat locker or some other walk-in freezer, and upon climax, ejaculates onto the face of the fellationer, just above the upper lip, resembling a steaming mustache
Dude, I got the bartender from the restaurant to give me the Dutchman's Pipe in the cold storage room last night!
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when a chick is giving you head and right when you blow your load you put her in a headlock and give her a noogie you must say -(ohh you lil motherfucker)
i'm gonna give you a scrubby dutchman
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The act of consuming half a bottle of schapps, smoking one joint, smoking a cigarette as fast as you can, snorting .2-.3 grams of your favorite tranquilizer and beer-bonging 2 beers, in that order, and all in under 7 minutes.
My friend Kyle did "The Flying Dutchman" and he could not stand up.
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A couch you sit on and may or may not meld into when you are high.
I get up now, I'm about to meld into the flying dutchman.
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The name of a venereal condition that makes it feel like your crotch is infested by crabs, however this is purely psychological and thus the crabs are ghostly.
Man, my balls itch but the doctor says there's nothing wrong.
Sounds like you got the Flying Dutchman.
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