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A real smart dude. One of the founding fathers of string theory or superstring theory or M-Theory or some theory involving strings. Nearly became an economist, but saw the light.
Basically, cross between Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman and a supercomputer.
Ed Witten is a god-like figure in the Theoretical Physics world.
Ed Witten's a genius. Bet he gets all kinds of girls.
Geeeez, my Tv's broken again. I bet Ed Witten could work out how to fix it.
"What's a Calabi-Yau Threefold"?
"Bro, Ask Ed Witten"
Ed Witten's brain is so powerful that he can compute the last digit of pi while doing my long division homework.
Not even Ed Witten could work out how to score with Julie.
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The act or event of being left out of something in which you no doubt belong.
Despite being more qualified than Omar and Ryan, Joey was Votto-ed and was not offered the job.
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(i) According to Time Magazine (and Wikipedia) he's the greatest Physicist in the world at this point. Instrumental in developing string theory and known for his planet sized brain.
(ii) Synonym for a dumbass
Dude, how did you figure out how to get Christie's Number?
I asked Ed Witten, he figured it out.
Nice work Ed Witten! Now my car smells of ten day old guacamole and burritos.
To go out in Brighton UK and drink a ridiculous amount of Tuaca, get extremely wasted on it and do crazy things you normally wouldn't and don't remember (usually of a sexual nature!)
The Smug Friend - Wow you look like shit!!! What happened to you?
The Drunk - Fuck me i don't really remember. I was out and about in Brighton doing some shots and all i know is that i woke up on a couch with a sore ass.
The Smug Friend - Sounds like you got Tuaca-ed!!
1) To be like Gerard Way.
2) To be so amazing it actually hurts.
1) Person 1: "I Gerard-ed Queen today."
Person 2: "Um... Good for you."
2) Person 1: "Gerard, Gerard-ed it today!"
Person 2: "How exactly did you get this number?"
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Theoretical Physicist at the Institute of Advanced Study, Princeton. In 2004, Time magazine wrote that Witten was "generally considered the greatest theoretical physicist in the world."
Most people consider him to be Einstein's successor.
He's a really smart guy: developed much of string theory.
Dang it! Even Ed Witten couldn't figure out how to use this remote control.
"What's String Theory?"
"Ask Ed Witten, dumbass"
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The act of freaking out on a corporate employee.
"I went to Verizon Wireless the other day and they wouldn't fix my phone. I "femiano-ed" them and screamed at the manager until he gave me an upgrade."
"I went to Best Buy to have Geek Squad fix my computer and it came back in worst condition. I "femiano-ed" the manager into extending the warranty."
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