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When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.
M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb
M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.
He’s like from Vietnam or Laos or some shit.
I dunno. Tiny dick and big hands (for all that rice picking 😏).
Friend portrayed by Kalman
Friend 2 portrayed by Avi
Edison portrayed by Edison
Friend: What’s going on with Edison?
Friend 2: He’s having sex with a bowl of pho because he from the Congo and that’s what they do.
Friend: Are you gay for me?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend: Follow me 😉
End of Act I
—Act II—
Friend 2: I’m sorry. I must go.
Friend: You dick. You can’t leave me as a single mother.
Friend 2: I have a future, Friend. I can’t skip collage just to take care of a baby. I was 14! I wasn’t thinking and the hormones got the best of me.
*baby crying in the distance*
Friend: You bitch. You woke up the baby!
Friend 2: Thank god I won’t have to be here any longer.
*Friend 2 slams front door as Friend breaks down crying like a little piss baby*
End of Act II
—Finale—
Edison: Hey. Long time no see.
Friend 2: How have you been?
Edison: Remember Friend?
Friend 2: Oh god. Don’t get me started 🙄
Edison: Oh well we’re getting married this upcoming month and I wanted to invite you to the weddi-
Friend 2: YOU’RE WHAT?
*Friend 2 flips table and draws a weapon. However, this is no ordinary weapon. It is an authentic 100 pound broadsword*
Edison: Friend 2, put down the broadsword. I’m sorry, I really am.
*Friend 2 runs out of the bar or wherever the fuck he was and goes onto a bridge*
Friend 2: Goodbye cruel world
*Friend 2 jumps off the bridge dramatically*
—Finé—
(That’s fancy people language for “the end”)
Definition:
P: Edison Hong Kong Edison Hoang Bong Kong
1) A person who places third place in a competitive tournament, but fail to receive a medal for their efforts; 2) A person who won’t stop talking about their shortcomings in a tournament to their guardian, such as they father; or 3) Both.
Son, quit that. You’re literally Edison at PAX right now.
Burlington-Edison High School is a cesspool of pink haired, tail wearing faggots and teenage nicotine addicts who can't go to the bathroom without sucking on a USB stick
"yo did you see Jacob in the bathroom yesterday?"
"nah i already used all my bathroom passes by 2nd period"
"that nigga WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO THE BATHROOM WTF"
"What has burlington-edison highschool become"
The fancy way of saying "special ed".
Jerry: Whats up Specialized Edison
Your Mom: Thats not my name Jerry, we broke up 3 years ago, get over it.
Jerry: And thats why your half brothers sister was in special ed!