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1. An insult/comeback that can humiliate the most big-headed dumb asses.
2. An action or statement that utterly embarrasses the doer or sayer.
1. Prometheus: You are to me as a swarm of ants to a pubic mound!
Bob: Touche! That was ego-bending...
2. In biology: "Masticate?! Are you serious?! HAHAHA!"
Someone who is so full of themselves their ego might metaphorically burst. This includes thinking of their looks, voice and other aspects a tad bit too fondly.
Jesus Ash, stop having such an inflated ego!
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AKA “Boston College Ego”
Exclusively for students that go to Boston College. The idea that you are too cool for all your home friends and think you are better than everyone. Does not know how to keep in contact with home friends because they think they don’t have time or just happen to forget.
This ego has the following side effects:
1. May cause you to confuse Boston college for Harvard or MIT…(who’s gonna break the news to them)
2. Selective amnesia of all people from home
DISCLAIMER
*onset May begin as quick as 3 weeks into the semester (online school included)*
“Yo have you talked to Wong recently?”
“Nah he’s got the BC ego now”
something done primarily to build one's self esteem or display one's splendid qualities
Ignore him, he's just going on an ego trip.
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the act of searching the internet for one's own name or for information containing it to see what happens
how did ego surfing catch on?
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Flatulence forced from one's body in a pompous, self-satisfying manner, without regard to the consideration of others.
Although his friends quickly rolled down the car windows, Shane was so full of himself, he took a big, proud whiff of his smelly ego-fart.
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A nickname for a certain man who’s ego is more inflated than a bouncy house. He thinks he’s hot as all hell but in reality everyone knows that wearing a demin jacket with denim jeans is possibly the worst thing you could do.
Person one: for the love of god, someone burn that jacket.
Person two: Who’s? Big Ego’s? He thinks it makes him look hot.
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