elmo kink

the kink of timothy schuster, where you stick a hand up your gay. lovers ass, and play like a puppet

oh shit im fucke, my mans has got an elmo kink

Elmo slide

A dance, commonly done by Elmo. Like the Cha-Cha slide but for small children.

Teacher: What should we do for recess?
Small children: The Elmo Slide!

riding elmo

Sex with a girl on her period.

I was riding Elmo last night. It looked like a murder scene.

Dirty Elmo

Originating from the fuzzy red monster from Sesame Street, this action refers to the inappropriate foreplay of tickling a red headed person.

Last night began with a long dirty Elmo session.

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fingering elmo

Fingering Elmo is an expression you use when your friends go after young girls or get with young girls.

I couldn't touch her mate, it would be like fingering elmo.

I can't believe you fingered elmo last night, she was never older than 16!

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elmo cometh

One who is very poor in bed and or constantly prematurely ejaculates during sex

Billy Bob is such an elmo cometh when he's drunk.

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elmo's world

the place where all the cool people unite and dance to crunk music and eat icecream wit mr.noodle and get high and tipsy wit elmo

rosalyn goes to elmo's world when she is ready to partay

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