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emo boy

A boy who is pathetic in mostly every way possible.

not hot like the others say.

listens to emo music which is all about how horrible the world is and heartache blah blah blah. depression, sucidide.

And there is no such thing as a "true" emo. because they are all fakes, who think there jet black hair swooshed in their eyes,music "you have never heard of", studded belts, and etc are soo cooool man.

GET THEM A LIFE AND STOP COMPLAINING. WE ALL HAVE HARD TIMES ITS CALLED LIFE.

emo boy: "boo hoo. my life is so horrrible. no one takes me seriously and all my friends are back stabbing, throat slipping, knife stabbing losers. i wish i could just kill myself and get it over this horrible life." *takes a sip of his latte*

regular boy:"then do it"

emo boy:" kill myself??@#!!?!?@$ OMG!likk noo way man. im going to slit my wrists for attention!"

by Alyyssssaaaa December 22, 2007

25๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo boy

the common misconception of "emo boy" is "guys who arent AFRAID to show emotion". i assure you that no man is AFRAID to show emotion, everyone shows emotion. Emo kids tend to overexaggerate any sort of misery they may come upon. and try to make the whole world feel sorry for them. emos are also the result of mindless teenage zombies who cant stop feeding from MTV's manufactured cool. Emo is what happens when no one knows whats cool anymore, so they just combine everything from all the social fads since 1983. emos should be made fun of, and beaten because they are asshats who have failed at non-conformity by conforming to the non-confimity stereotype. they all wear tight, dark clothing and listen to shitty repetative music.

Emos suck, cant we just go back to good ol` 1999 when "wigger" was the fad?

by Dan February 26, 2005

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emo boys

originally stated as goths, emo boys developed by realizing hot girls only like strait looking guys and mixed with preps, therefore they are half-goth, half-prep.... and none the less queers, tight jeans and eyeliner, crying and cutting wrists, emo boys are the low level of our social teen society.

i was trying to talk to my girlfriend at lunch but there were a bunch of emo boys playing soggy waffle in the corner of the cafeteria...

by BAMP Pimp December 24, 2006

54๐Ÿ‘ 115๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo boy

An emo boy, is a male of any age who wears black form fitting clothes, has long, usually black, hair that covers his face and listens to music that would many anyone want to slit his wrists. Supposedly, they are sensitive and in-tune with their emotions. Mindless girls often call emo boys hot although it's impossible to tell from that huge chunk of overgreased, overdyed hair hanging in his face. Emo boys are almost as annoying as emo girls.

Girl: Wanna chill tonight?
Emo boy: Can't. I have to go write poems about my dead cat.
Girl: Go get a real hair cut.

by Someone Smarter Than You April 9, 2005

61๐Ÿ‘ 133๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo boy

n. a depressed fag who listens to depressing fag music

wow, dashboard confessional is such an emo boy, I bet he jerks off with razor blades that have pictures of andy dick embossed on them!

by Nutritious J October 19, 2006

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emo boy

In my opinion, emo boys are rather homosexual young men who walk/skateboard around downtown areas. They wear chick jeans, have gay hair that covers one eye and swoops down at an angle. They act like they have it all tough but their usually middle-upper class white kids who are attention deprived. And I usually beat the shit out of them when I can.

"That emo boy is a fag."
"Let's go make fun of the emo boy"
"Ok"
"Hey nice jeans, did you get them from my little sister?"
lollollollol

by cpark August 17, 2006

37๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo boy

YOU ARE ALL WRONG!
an emo is somone with the discription that you all said....but...thay are a disgrace to real men,and that are reel attention seekers ! thay make up lies about there parents and friends to get attention that thay have been abused that olso give self harm so thay getattention if thay were trying to kill themslfs thay would now shot it thay would cut themselfs in more less obvious places like there inner thingh or somthing like that and if thay diddnt care who saw it thay would cut down the lane not across the road !.................

very very very dumb ppl

by Gordo666 August 8, 2005

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