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1) Get a giant pot of mustard
2) pour it into the japseye of the man
3) Have sex until the man jizzes
4) squeeze the mustard out of the fanny onto the mans dick while he holds a hotdog bun either side
man: hey do u wana try something
woman: erm it depends what it is
man: its the ethiopian hot dog
woman: yes! i love the ethiopian hotdog
The female/male proceeds into a doggy style form in which the sexual partner, from behind grabs both breasts and burgs there face in there ass and blows
Just tried out out the Ethiopian cow milker, not ideal
The fact that Ethiopian families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roasts" after slaughtering them for not having food.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Ethiopia as well if they weren't black and had food.
Colonially used to make fun of parentless furries who believe the roast game is even slightly plausible.
Just like doz crazy Americans, we wud do it too, but it be called da called "The Ethiopian Roast Game" this time if we actually ate food click nuck click!
When someone who is starving tries to take a shit on your chest, but is unable.
I took an ethiopian steamer on her chest before dying from starvation.
It's literally just nothing
Yo bro what you have for dinner last night?
Oh I had an Ethiopian Surprise