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The speech from Team america world police. At the end... you know the great one.
The greatest speech ever:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.
Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
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This phrase refers to those who cease diet and exercising.
Vanessala stopped watching carbs and working out - so she lived heavily ever after!
Someone whom is your sister or someone who resembles a sister, that will always have your back and is your bestfriend at the same time
"Hey look! That guy can't get out of the bath tub, he's so Mount Ever-Rhyst!"
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When you and your significant other make sweet love. You do unthinkable things to each other and some things you don't want to do ever again. Anal, deep throat, eat pubes, hardcore penetration, use toys, play with the tits she doesn't have, spank the ass that she also doesn't have, cum all over the place and make the man suck his own dick. After all this you get the Best Halloween Ever.
"It was the Best Haloween Ever last night you have no idea."
"He made me cry last night yet he calls it the Best Halloween Ever. I'm so gonna dump him."
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1. Billie Eilish's recently announced album that has everything to be a big fucking ass success.
person 1: hey dude, have you checked billie's instagram lately?
person 2: yeah, I just did. she has just announced her second album called "Happier Than Ever"
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someone that you share your love of life, makes you feel like you belong although your world around was chaos. Someone that you can laugh with despite the dire circumstances.
Hora and Romulus in book/movie Romulus my Father. This is an example of best friend ever.
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