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When a Mexican guy nuts in your eyes and gritos in your ear.
I cant wait until I can Mexican flashbang Becky tonight
A "Hawaiian Flashbang" simply brings utter desolation to a human being. Every single bone in their body breaks, and every pore in their body bleeds, resulting in a complete bloodbath simply because they came in to contact with an object that didn't even explode.
The term was originally coined when soldiers in Hawaii rubbed a flashbang onto an unsuspecting survivor- resulting in their utter desolation.
"Man, that guy didn't even get his chest rubbed, that was a whole Hawaiian Flashbang."
"What the hell happened here? This looks like a Hawaiian Flashbang went off!"
noun
1. The sudden appearance of a large crowd of caucasian individuals, obscuring one's view of their surroundings, typically in a relatively small space, such as a train in a subway.
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2. a grenade that creates a flash and a high pitched noise intended to stun or disorient targets without actually injuring or seriously harming them.
1: "It took you a while to get home from the city. Did something happen on the way back?"
2: "Turns out the Taylor Swift concert had just ended the same time I intended to leave. I tried to get onto the train as early as I could, but all public transportation in the area was hit with a flashbang, could barely breathe in there!"
When you cum in your own eyes, often during sleep. This word can also be used by guys during sex before he cums in a girl’s eyes.
“FLASHBANG!” *goes back to sleep or
“Bro, you just flashbanged me”
A video, image, or bit of text that throws the viewer off, and immediately shaves away any previous assumptions about possible routes a story may take.
An example of a flashbang:
Anon1: Do real kids actually not like broccoli?
Anon2: I was poor so we had nothing but microwave shit and ramen. I didn't try broccoli until I was in JR high and I was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. >>I wish I could have fucked my friend's mom.<<
Billy: I was watching this video of cats making cute noises, and the guy who posted it Flashbanged me with an image of a gaping manhole.
Steve: Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
When you’re receiving head, just before you cum, you wind up a right hook and punch her in the jaw and then cum in her eyes and run away.
You know that girl Joe hooked up with? Yeah he flashbanged her
When you cum in a girl's eyes and clap her in the ears and run.
I had to get out of there so I flashbanged her.