After a long night of heavy drinking, you do a massive grog bog and once that stench hits you, you projectile vomit everywhere and somehow end up using that as lubricant for a violet flog.
Hey dude, guess what! I totally had a grog flog last night, I'm still picking out the chunks!
The act of hitting someone with a penis.
He gave her face a penile flogging.
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to jerk off;masturbate;rubbing one out
Joe didnt get it in with his girlfriend,so instead he started flogging the dolphin
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Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off
You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!
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The Greatest band in the world, they have the best combinations of instrumensts ever. If you havent ever heard these guys play.....you havent lived. Do yourself a favor and download one of their songs.....like....Devil Dance Floor.
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A hand job on a well-endowed guy
Broads enjoy flogging the log!
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to spank the monkey, yank the snake, or choke the chicken
i walked in on little billy and there he was flogging his log.
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