Flog the Dolphin

Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off

You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!

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rosenzweig

A super genius; one who has memorized Macbeth; one who went to college at age 14; term for masturbation

How the hell does he know all that shit...what a rosenzwieg

That rosenzweig knows the whole of Macbeth!

Damn rosenzweig, he's only 14 and at college...

Just a sec Ma, just finishing rosenzweiging!

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