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A sacreligious yet amusing sex act, performed by a man slapping his partner on the face with his penis while reciting passages from the King James Bible.
"Heh heh, good thing I found that spare Bible. I haven't given Jessica a Staff of Kings in a while!"
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They are the most insane people you will ever meet.
Person #1: what are they doing over there?
Person #2: I don't know they're camp staff.
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1. Title commensurate of an E-5 in the US Air Force
2. General classification of an enlisted US Air Force servicemember with a paygrade of E-5
3. The backbone of the United States Airforce.
Staff Sergeants do the work that it takes to carry out orders given by Generals.
That person over there is a squared away Staff Sergeant.
Hey airman, go move that pile of rocks. "Yes Staff Sergeant.
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people that work at christ church high school that are absolute dip shits that are always seemin to have affairs amongst one another seriously gay (eg.Mr Chaplin)and his counterpart in gay activity Mr browning.
not forgetting poor mr captin prickard general of the fucked up science department and his but ugly slut of a wife that has an absolute problem with little people Mrs Bitchard whom always r going out the classroom to 'get something from the prep room' we all know its a quick fuck!!!! they cant deny it! and y they cling on to that old mangy crinckled up drinkin DURIN CLASS spendin half her time pissed mrs wardlow and thats a pretty gd sum up of out school and i really think Mr gilbert SQUARE HEAD!!!!!! coz we also know he lives in a poorter loo under the school. and i also think those new cupboards in the maths department in the new bulding are door and meet so they can have quick gaysex between lessons well hope u enjoy the school
ooh wats dat?
me
oh ok carry on
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Refers to the penis, but used to add flavor to stories shared with one's friends. Sometimes refers exclusivly the shaft, not including the head.
I slammed her with my dick staff.
There is a sore on my dick staff.
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Hypixel staff are one of the most retarded people ever, thinking Aim Assist is "use at your own risk" and not bannable cause cheating is legit
guy 1: Man Zuiy was a legit player!
guy 2: Bro Zuiy used aimmassist but it was use at your own risk so hes legit According to the Hypixel staff!
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Small penis, also known as micro penis. Poorly endowded, over circumcised, weiner, toothpick dick.
Ex. Jacks girlfriend was unsatisfied. She told him he had a short staff and dumped him.
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