frying balls

To trip on acid or shrooms extremely hard.

I knew I was frying balls when the 3D shapes in the TV screen static multiplied and unfolded out of the TV.

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ulster fry

probably one of the most delicious dishes ever to be created,the ulster fry is like manna from heaven.sunday morning is the best time to enjoy one of these greasy,high cholesterol wonders.a chief fry will usually contain
1 half soda farl
1 tatie bread
2 sausages
2 bacon
1 tomato,fresh
1 fried egg with a runny yolk
to drink, a tin of tennents you found in your pocket from saturday(the previous) night.failing that tea or juice will do fine.
after you have eaten,a most enjoyable activity to participate in is smoking a fat joint.

to note this is far superior to the full english breakfast

me:"here ma make us a ulster fry there"
ma:"no probs son,but theres no sodas"
me:"shite.toast then..."

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Fry's Electronics

The only place where you can find oscilloscopes, motherboards, model airplanes, beef jerky, and hardcore pornography dvds all under the same roof.

Where nerds and masochists go on friday nights. Good luck dealing with customer service.

I went to Fry's Electronics yesterday and scored a new stereo for my car, a wireless router, a lego set, gummy worms, and a dvd of backdoor cowboys #17.

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medium fry

The easiest way to a girl's pants. If you buy a girl medium fries, you are guaranteed to get some action in one or another. Preferably these fries should come from McDonald's in order to achieve the best results.

I knew this one guy who was gonna get head from this one girl, and in order to guarantee that he got head, he stopped at a McDonald's after he picked her up and bought her a medium fry.

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Cheese Fry

Something that is outrageously awesome.

That 55" LED TV is cheese fry

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Sly Fry

To slip a trip or disco biscuit into a person's drink without their knowledge. Done with good intentions. Related to rohypnotized but less rapey.

Our mate didn't want to come out on the town tonight. So we sly fry(ed) him to get him motivated.

bum fry

A French fry that falls out of its container and onto the bottom of a paper take-out bag. Sometimes found in twos, other times found in large groups with other bum fries creating a greasy bottom. Bum fries are in no-man’s land, hence are up for grabs by any party that shares the same take-out bag.

Friend 1: “Hey! Stop eating the fries from the bag, those fell out of my box!”
Friend 2: “Nah man, that’s just a Bum Fry!”